Observed on the Hudson River Bike Path –
Woman wearing a bra as a top. (No sign of Jerry or Elaine.)
Man with a toddler in the child seat. He has a helmet; kid does not.
“Look ma, no hands!” guy flies over his ungrasped handlebars. (Yes, I stopped.)
Woman chatting on her cell, bike parked across both lanes of the busy access to Chelsea Piers.
Huddle of people (several carrying American flags), all in green shirts except the one wearing a Chewbacca costume.
Man on a Brompton with a child on his back. Not an infant. Not a toddler. A child.
You can’t make this stuff up.